Political Philosophies Explained in Simple “Two-Cow” Terms
Socialism:
You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
Communism:
You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.
Fascism:
You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.
Bureaucracy:
You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the
other, pays you for the
milk, and then pours it down the drain.
Capitalism:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Corporate:
You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four
cows and then act
surprised when it drops dead.
Democracy:
You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell
them both in order to
support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow which was a gift from
your government.
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